I eat the souls of young boys.

kittenterrible:

my parents aren’t even offended that i want to be a coppola, they don’t take it personally

Friend: How long does it take to get there?
Me: Less than 1 Pink Floyd song

sportsgoth:

"wow I’m really stoked to see what this 9th grader has to tell me about how the real world works"

- me every single time I come on this website

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