I’d pretty much have sex with like 90% of the walking dead cast



mutuals send me a hey and ill tell you which pokemon you remind me of the most

Cause why the fuck not


I’m so bad at grindr cause all these really hyper sexualized guys are just looking to hook up but I’m trying to have intellectually stimulating conversations with them and they are all getting frustrated

Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???



This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

I love when men cry.